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Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father."
Dad, today we had a Spelling Class- All the other kids could only say half the alphabet,
but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?
""No son, that's
because you are intelligent".
Bobby seeming content with the
answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other
kids could only count from1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am
Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had
Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their
height. Is that because I am Sardar?".
The father replies,
"No
son, that's because you are 31 years old."
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A Sardarji applied for an engineering position at a Punjabi firm based in
Amritsar. A
Pathan applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were
asked to take a Test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only
missed one of the questions. The manager went to Surd and said "Thank you for your
interest, but we've decided to give the Pathan the job".
Surd: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions
correct. This being
Punjab and me being Punjabi I should get the job!"
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question
you missed".
Surd: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager: "Simple, the Pathan put down on question # 5, "I don't know",
You
put down, "Neither do I".
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